It started with a really bad day,  It seemed as if i woke up to a nightmare with heavy downpour and Loud bang of thunderbolts! Took a chilled shower as i prepared for the special Eid Namaz. But really the rain spoil it all! I managed to attend the dua in the end though:d

After some khanapina and a good sleep, as i woke up again, i realized another night mare waiting for me. It shook me physically along with the whole building for almost 15secs. I thght this might be the end as i looked up to the ceiling waiting for a crash.

Anywaz, ai Eid a Salami o temn pailam na. Anywaz herez something interesting. Chq it out.

THE COMPLAINTS OF THE PENIS

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge head first into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

I am willing to work any shift.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

THE RESPONSE:

Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the administration rejects
your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management
team.

You do not stay in your designated work area and are
often seen visiting other locations.

You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured
and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave your workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift.

You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations,
such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before
you have completed the assigned task.

And if that were not enough, you have been constantly
entering and exiting the workplace
carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

The Management

Wanna See How Google , Yahoo or even your website looked like in the past i.e 10 years ago or more like in 1995 ?

Dont worry this is the catalogue of all websites in the world to show you how the websites looked in the early days.

It will take you to the time when it was built or even to the specific date which you are wishing to view .

Excited to see microsofts website ? or google’s ? the headline on msn on 1997 march 11?  Its easy, Just click below

http://www.archive.org/web/web.php

If you have a webcam, download BananaScreen and forget your passwords. BananaScreen creates your face model and your face will become your password.

It’s easy to use. You only have to create your face model (just press ok) and from then on, your computer will be unlocked only if you are opposite it. BananaScreen detects if you are the one opposite your computer thanks to your webcam and if it’s other person it will remain locked.

BananaScreen is really accurate, so only you will be able to use your computer. It’s great, and in addition, it’s free.

Download from the link below.

http://bananascreen.uptodown.com/en/

Firefox tip: Firefox 3.0′s Awesome Bar added all kinds of features to the ‘fox, but unfortunately it’s also created some performance issues—for example, by upping the default history time, leading to larger, fragmented databases. This quick hack speeds things up.

All-things-Firefox weblog Mozilla Links previously detailed how to defragment SQLite databases with a vacuum command, but the whole process was a bit clumsy, and it required a restart. Now they’ve updated the technique with a simple bit of code you can run inside Firefox’s Error Console that requires no restart.

# Open the Error Console: Tools menu/Error Console
# In the Code text box paste this (it’s a single line):

Components.classes["@mozilla.org/browser/nav-history-services;1"].getService(Components.interfaces.nsPIPlacesDatabase).
DBConnection.executeSimpleSQL(“VACUUM”);

Press Evaluate. All the UI will freeze for a few seconds while databases are VACUUMed

It worked. To be honest I wasn’t expecting to work at all. You should notice a big improvement in performance, especially when using the Awesome Bar to search for a web site.

Who were you in your last life?

To know the answer visit the following website.
http://www.thebigview.com/pastlife/

In windows XP, You can display your name or any other favorite word in
windows taskbar just beside the digital time area and you can surprise
your friends to show them your name in windows taskbar.

Follow the given steps to display the name in windows task bar:

To use this feature, you will need to be logged into your computer with
administrative rights.

Here are some great tricks that would blow your mind away, which has been a challenge to the Microsoft Team and Bill Gates too. Microsoft and even Bill Gates couldn’t answer why this happenned in Windows:

Trick 1: No Folder Named “CON” – It has been discovered that no one in this world can create a folder named “CON” in any installation of Windows. Try it yourself,

a) Try to create a folder named “CON” in any version of Windows.

b) It won’t be saved with the name “CON”.

Yeah you are right if u hv heard that i am into share market business. And its damn fun n exciting. The last couple of weeks i have been studying on TA – Technical Analysis of scripts and believe me or not, i have already made a profit of 25000tk on 1.5laks investment in 8days.

Lets jump into some details.

1st of all there are 2 types of analysis-

1. FA- fundamental Analysis – Study of the foundation of the company.

2. TA- Technical Analysis – Studying current market trend of the script.

Now almost 90% of the people involved in share business happen to buy shares catching rumours instead of doing any analysis. Kuddus vai ABBANK kina falan daam barbo….Abar jigs, buy ditasi akkn.

9% of the ppl carry out fundamental analysis after hearing a rumor and then decide to buy.

The negligible 1% who happen to be TAs actually carrys out several analysis and purchases the stocks. Guess what — A couple of days after purchasing, even they hears the rumor…:d Thus they can make the most profit buying at the best price and making max profit most of the time.

Ok lets get straight to the point. Nah arektu kahini bole nai:p..For the 2nd time in my NSU edu travell, i msd to submit my course fees in time. Within a week when i thght of giving in, i found i hv to spend an extra 1000tk as fine! I hated myself n strted making up stories to convince my parents..!!

I couldn’t form an excuse. N then it came! Ak Idea jo badal de apke duniya:d

I planned not to give away my course fees with 1000tk fine. Instead i invested in share market. I consulted my faculties and boro vais who are in share business and invested in BDCOM. I expect to make a 40% profit if Allah is with me and the information works as told. That way i can make a profit of 20000 in a mnth or may b a week.

Not to worry, You can always pay ur tution fees at the end of the semester with the same late fine fee. All u need to do is write an application to the VC. For any assistance post ur MsN ID in the comment box. n i wll get to u soon.